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Whimmers and Losers: Case 7

June 18, 2010, 4:00 am

Barnyard chic or chicken shit? Whim decides. WHIMMER Ruling the roost with an iron fist. LOSER Start migrating because that comb is so last season.

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Whimmers and Losers: Case 8

June 25, 2010, 4:00 am

Ruling the roost or last in the pecking order? Whim decides. WHIMMER The love child of Klaus Nomi and showgirl Hedda Hopper. LOSER The bastard offspring of Nomi from Showgirls and Dennis Hopper.

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Whimmers and Losers: Case 9

July 2, 2010, 4:00 am

Hot chick or domesticated fowl? Whim decides. WHIMMER As if hatched from a golden egg. LOSER Been spending too much time at Golden Corral.

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Whimmers and Losers: Case 10

July 9, 2010, 4:00 am

Free range fowl or cage-raised capon? Whim decides. WHIMMER For a flightless bird, he’s positively soaring. LOSER Worst combover this side of Trump.

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Whimmers and Losers: Case 11

July 16, 2010, 4:00 am

Fresh meat or dirty bird? Whim decides. WHIMMER Look at that tall drink of water. LOSER Calling this a drunken mess would be an insults to alcoholics worldwide.

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Whimmers and Losers: Case 12

July 23, 2010, 4:00 am

Quite the catch or chicken scratch? Whim decides. WHIMMER El Pollo es Loco. In a good way. LOSER Looking at this just Koo Koo Roo-ined my appetite. For living.

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Whimmers and Losers: Case 13

July 30, 2010, 8:03 am

Big Bird or Chicken Little? Whim decides. WHIMMER We want to play whatever game this cock is playing. LOSER Whim hates your outfit. Move back two spaces and lose a turn.

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